This evening's conversation while in the bathroom.
Lauren: Boys have peanuts
Me: Boys have what?
Lauren: Boys have peanuts. But Daddy doesn't have a peanut.
Me: What do girls have?
Lauren: Girls have bums.
Me: So how does Daddy pee if he doesn't have a peanut?
Lauren: Oh, actually, Daddy has a peanut too.
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